Seriously... No.

A couple weekends ago, I was at BCBG, and I saw these Keds. Yes, for real.

"Debuted at New York's Fashion Week, on the BCBG runways, the Champion Canvas Distressed sneaker is a classic original washed, worn, and distressed like your favorite pair of jeans...This is soon to become an essential in any wardrobe."

Do we have to go back and re-visit something this awful from the 80s? First they tried with legwarmers, now the kids are wearing leggings, and now Mischa Barton is trying to bring back Keds-without-laces? Should I puffy-paint my name on them too?

Gross.